Written and performed by Dominic Frisby Lyrics by Alex McCarron
Thanks to Jeremy Webster
LYRICS:
One hundred and seventy thousand words in the English language
Who’d’ve thought just three of them could trigger so much anguish?
It seems absurd
That just three words
Could cause so much distress
What are they?
I hear you say.
Surely you can guess
Arise Sir Nigel
Nigel Farage
For services to politics
And Britain at large
Arise Sir Nigel
Nigel Farage
Gosh there are some people that will take it so hard
Have taken it hard
Arise Sir Nigel
Nigel Farage
It will be like some sado-maso
Chistic frottage
Arise Sir Nigel
Nigel Farage
Bestowed with honour by our queen
Top badinage
The centrist loons
And woke buffoons
Would suffer such a bruising
From just 3 words
It’s quite absurd
And really quite amusing
Arise Sir Nigel
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